Showing posts with label General Musings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label General Musings. Show all posts

Apr 25, 2012

Cabin in the Woods

Since the opening scene of the first episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon has defined himself by his revolutionary thoughts that challenge and undermine genre conventions. In the aforementioned scene, a typical 'guy takes helpless girl on a date to an abandoned building (in this case the school), then turns out to be evil and kills her' situation seems to be taking place. However, it is then revealed that the girl is actually a badass vampire, and she turns around and kills the guy, making him the helpless one, and her the powerful one. This scene did something that hadn't been done before, and challenged the notion of the 'helpless, damsel in distress' stereotype that was pervasive in fiction at the time; the scene then paved the way for a wave of new, much less mysogynistic texts.


Cabin in the Woods attempts to do something similar by undermining the cliched genre of the horror movie. However, while his thoughts in Buffy were new and revolutionary, the comments that he makes in Cabin in the Woods are far from new or unique; he mocks the exact same conventions that have been mocked many, many times by now. From "the virgin dies last, or is the only survivor", to "the first girl to have sex is the first to die, and she usually does so topless", the cliches that Whedon mocks are ones that are already widely recognized as being flawed. In fact, an entire 4-part (soon to be 5-part) parody series entitled "Scary Movie" has been designed specifically to poke fun at these exact same conventions, and has seen quite a bit of success.

So, although Whedon does successfully manage to question genre conventions, he is hardly doing anything new: he's simply asking the same questions that have been asked by a large number of people for a long period of time. He also is hardly witty about a lot of his parody: although the idea of the 'corporation' that uses drugs and technology to set up the perfect horror movie is a really good concept that brings the metatheatricality to the forefront and provides a lot of humor, the film's "ritual" element is a little too blunt and uninteresting to add any value. The 'ancient engravings' of the horror movie archetypes, and Sigourney Weaver's textbook-like explanation of the cliches that they represent are a bit too anvilicious (in other words: so in-your-face, it's like they dropped an anvil on your head saying "hey, look at us! We're parodying horror movie archetypes!").

Don't get me wrong- I had a good time, and enjoyed watching the movie for the most part. The elevators releasing untold evils was pretty awesome, the whole meta-theatricality of the 'organization', and the dialogue (which is by now known as Whedon's specialty) was witty and impressive. Overall, the film was enjoyable. My main issue is simply the fact that Joss Whedon acts like he's saying something new or interesting, when he's really just repeating the same argument that's been made for years, and in the case of the 'ritual', he's doing so in an overly straightforward, dull way. Between the previews and the involvement of Joss Whedon, I simply expected something more groundbreaking.

The end of the film, however, was very nice, and very typical "Whedon". The sudden nature of the ending, combined with the lack of any semblance of closure leaves the audience with a very "unfinished" feeling that is fresh, unique and enjoyable in a time where most movies feel the need to have unambiguous, fulfilling endings. The way the movie ends brings up memories of the last episode of "Angel" in the mood it creates, and for that I was very pleased.

Mar 19, 2012

Style By Jury

Hey, I originally had this on my Deviantart, however I decided to move it over here, because it fits a blog much better, and I'm starting to focus on my Blog a lot more than my Deviantart. So, I figured I'd post it up here.

They're destroying beauty, one woman at a time.

For the last several years, reality television shows that revolve around makeovers, and "improving" women's appearances have become unnaturally popular. They appear to be multiplying scarily fast, invading cable TV, and it is absolutely disgusting. These shows take into no account the idea that people are unique, and instead pride themselves on turning everybody who enters their dressing rooms into cookie-cutter, stereotypically "pretty" clones.



When women enter a reality TV show like this, they often exhibit some form of uniqueness, or originality in their appearance, and tend to simply suffer from a great lack of self-confidence. Unfortunately, the professionals on the show are unable to comprehend the idea of originality, and are instead confused and scared by the thought of somebody who does not fit into their stereotypical, formulaic concept of beauty. Therefore, instead of attempting to help boost the woman's self-confidence in natural, healthy ways, they tell her that she is hideous, and then put her through a complicated, harsh process in order to crush and squeeze out anything that made her different.
One of the most well known of these shows is the disturbing Style By Jury. The episodes begin sufficiently eerie, when an unexpecting woman is brought into a room with the pretence of a simple interview, yet is unknowingly being spied on by a group of people behind a one-way mirror. The people then proceed to harshly criticize her appearance, and make her feel horrible about herself, which is hardly healthy for someone with low enough self esteem to sign up for a makeover show.

The saddest part is that the majority of these women are actually rather attractive, but have more unique looks that anger the conformist judges. The show seeks out the less feminine, girly types, such as tomboys and country girls, or girls who dare to do something different with their fashion, and proceeds to misjudge their lack of archetypical femininity as ugliness. Then, instead of showing them some ways to "improve" their appearance, while still staying true to themselves, like a truly prestigious show would do, they do whatever possible to kill the person, and turn them into a clone of everyone else who comes off of the show.

After convincing the woman that she is the most hideous person alive, the experts at the show continue the disturbing tone by putting her through several creepy procedures. First comes the plastic surgery, where they fill her face with chemicals, and cut it up, so they can mould it into an acceptably unremarkable visage, that fits the standard opinion of attractive. Following this comes the section of the show where the stylists go through the woman's closet, telling her that everything that she bought, because she liked the way it looked, is horrible. From now on she can only wear what they think looks good, as if she likes it, it is obviously disgusting. Following this, they put her through many lessons on how to lose her personality, the most disturbing of these being their "Bombshell Coach". This woman's job is literally to teach the unlucky participants how to extinguish any trace of their personality, and instead act like a stereotypical bombshell. After this come a few more alterations in the woman's appearance, just to make sure there is nothing left of the original person left in her. In the end, out comes the result: a generic clone of every other woman whose come through the show, and has no sense of the unique flavour she came in with.

These shows are an embarrassment to television, and to our society in general, due to their lack of respect for people's differences, and their almost Hitler-like idea that everyone should be identical, forming to a standardized concept of "beauty". These shows must be stopped before they succeed in destroying every ounce of originality in our world, resulting in a Stepford like planet where everyone's the same, and thought ceases to exist.

Aug 11, 2011

A Rather Disturbing Comparison

While listening to the radio at work today, I heard what could potentially be one of the most terrifying comparisons I have ever encountered. The song is Jordin Sparks' "Tattoo", in which a woman compares her lover to a tattoo on her heart.

Now, at first this seems like a relatively nice, straightforward comment: you can tell that she is trying to say that he will be there forever, no matter what, which is kinda nice. Similar to the "handprint on my heart" line from Wicked, except nowhere near as cute and heartwarming.

Anyway, for some reason the metaphor really bothered me, and I don't know why; the only thing I could think of is that the imagery was kinda gross (a tattoo on someone's heart doesn't exactly bring up warm, fuzzy images). However, after thinking about the metaphor for a bit, I realized there are some some pretty disturbing, messed up things that could be implied about the lover through this comparison- some messed up things that may have really been on Jordin Sparks' mind. If these are considered when listening to the song, it could take on a pretty disturbing tone
(which, in my opinion would actually make the song better, but that's a matter of opinion)

Aug 6, 2011

First Time Using the Sewing Machine Alone.

Hey,
So, I figured for my next post, I'd detail a rather amusing, albeit embarrassing, event my life; the first time I used a sewing machine without anyone helping me. I needed to hem a scarf for the Undertaker costume I am slowly developing, and I figured I knew my way around the machine fairly well by now, so I decided to attempt it solo.


Jun 14, 2011

Not Just For Kids

So, I was watching Hercules with my mom Monday. She had never seen it before, despite the fact that she bought it for me when I was 6 and it was one of my favourite movies, so I was a little disappointed; therefore, we watched it. Anyway, she didn't like it anyway because it was a "boy movie", and she doesn't like "boy movies", but this is all besides the point.

The point is that, after it was over, I mentioned that I thought that Herc and Meg have one of the cutest love stories ever, and she replied by questioning my emotional attachment to cartoon characters (considering that live-action characters are clearly less fictional than animated ones, they are ok to become attached to). Anyway, somewhere in the ensuing argument, a comment about how it's weird that I still read comic books arose, because she was under the impression that comic books are only written for young children. She didn't understand the concept of comic books intended for an older audience, and basically didn't believe me that they existed.

Anyway, in an attempt to change the minds of anyone who might share this same opinion, I have decided to summarize some elements from five series (three of my favourite manga, and two from western comics) that clearly demonstrate how some comic books are clearly not designed simply for children, and can be immensely (and respecfully) enjoyed by an older audience. I hope that this post may change the perspective of some people, and maybe help create a bit more respect for one of my favourite art forms. Also, after the break, there will be unmarked spoliers a-plenty, so be warned; if you intend to read any of these and don't want plot points spoiled, please skip the respective comic's section.

Jun 6, 2011

What Happened to Rachel Leigh Cook?

Ok, so I decided to do a kind of "Celebrity Disappearing Acts" article, and I have decided to focus on the incredibly talented Rachel Leigh Cook. Cook was a pretty big hotshot during the late 90's, appearing in a handful of popular films, and being hyped like crazy by the media, being declared the 26th sexiest woman of 2002 by Stuff magazine. Yet, for some reason, she managed to completely drop out of the public eye around 2002-ish, despite the name she had managed to create for herself, and the talent she had displayed.


May 30, 2011

Anime North 2011

Ok, so I am back from a weekend of anime, manga, cosplay, free hugs, and other awesome. As usual, the con was amazing, and I had the time of my life.

Last week, when I said I would provide a summarry of Anime North, I had this kind of "journalism"-type mindset, where I would attend a bunch of events and panels, and summarize them. However, I quickly remembered that the fun of something like AN does not come from those things: it is the general atmosphere around you, and the fun times you have with friends that make it so awesome. Don't get me wrong, the events are awesome and alot of fun, and I really enjoy them, but they don't necessarilly make the con what it is. However, since I doubt you guys want to read a bunch of anecdotes about things I did with my friends, I will talk about some of the highlights of overall con that apply to everyone.

May 25, 2011

I'm Back! Also, New Column!

Hello friends,

I apologise immensley for my two-month disappearing act. I met this strange british man in a "police public call box", who invited me to travel through time and space with him, and I just couldn't refuse. However, we have now unfortunately gone our separate ways (apparently he couldn't get over this Rose chick), so I am back here to write for you.

Mar 11, 2011

A Critical Analysis of "My Humps"

Steven Greenwood
Dr. Faye Kessay
ENGL 2112
March 11, 2011
Linguistic Oppression of the Female Sex, as Represented in My Humps
            Serious critical analysis of My Humps by popular music group The Black Eyed Peas is surprisingly scarce. The only criticism currently available is, unfortunately, demeaning and belittling of the song’s artistic integrity, referring to it as “Horrifically bad… objectively bad” (Hsu). However, as I will argue, My Humps presents a rather powerful theme of the way women are oppressed by men through the use of simplistic, demeaning language. This can be seen by comparing the views and statements of both the men and the women featured in the song, especially in terms of the abundant literary devices and the inconsistence with which nouns are referred to as singular or plural.

Feb 27, 2011

Why "Grease" Teaches Horrible Life Lessons

Ok, I'm going to start by saying that I'm not going to bring up the whole argument that the film basically ends with Sandy changing who she is to please a man, considering that it has been brought up countless times before (I do agree with this argument, but it's in no way my idea).

However, besides the borderline mysogynistic ending, Grease has many other parts that have always bothered me. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love the movie, but there are certian pretty bad lessons it teaches:

Feb 22, 2011

Advice for first-year Students

So, with my first year of school at Brock more than half way done, I figured I would write out some things that I wish I knew when I started going to Brock, and that I think other first years should know. Although I am having an absolutely amazing time at Brock now, I can't help but think that learning the following things a bit earlier than I did would've made the first few months alot better:

Feb 13, 2011

The Cheese is Dead

Ok, so due to a lack of reader interest, I have decided to finish my weekly Cheesy Movie of the Week segment. I will still be updating this blog every Monday (and occasionally throughout the week), so it stays regular, it will just no longer always be a Cheesy Movie of the Week, as the series is not drawing as much interest as my one-shot blogs (we have this nifty tool on blogspot called 'stats' and I can see that more people are reading non-cheesy movie posts than cheesy movie posts... basically I get to stalk you and call it research). Anyway, if anyone really, really liked the segment, shoot me a message, and I may consider re-vamping it, but for now I'm going to shoot for a wider variety of posts so it doesn't feel so formulaic, and I can keep you guys more engaged.

Jan 3, 2011

How I met my band

So, I was out with a few friends the other day (two of whom are in my band, and one of whom is dating the singer), and the topic of "my first time meeting the band" came up... a topic which always leads to a very entertaining conversation. Our friend Francine (the singer's girlfriend) then suggested that I should write about it, and I figured "hey, why not?"

So, to start off, I should mention that I first came in contact with the band through the online classified site, Kijiji. Being the loser that I am, I decided to advertise that I was looking for a band to join, and, unexpectedly, I actually got a reply from a guy looking for a new saxophone player, who invited me to come see the band play a garage gig at his house. Now, a guy named Kirk, whom I've never met asking me to come meet him in his garage in Queenston seemed a bit risky, so I asked my friend Ken (whose alot more intimidating than I am) to come along with me, so he could fight off any potential ill-wishers.

Dec 28, 2010

All moved in and comfy

So my life has been a bit hectic the past few days. My wall unit recently caved in because my TV was too heavy for it, so I had to take everything out of it and dismantle it (you never realize how much of a nerd you are until you have to pile up all of your video games on the floor). On a side note, if anyone needs some wood, I'm your man! Construction waste can't be thrown out here for a few months, so it'll be sitting in my basement for a bit if anybody wants it.

It's all Greek to Me

So the title of this post was inspired by a pun my grandma made. I was studying for my Greek Civilizations exam (which I should be doing now, but this is more fun), and struggling with some of the content. I mentioned this to my grandma, who was standing nearby, and she responded “Eh, it’s all Greek to me”. I have the best grandma ever.

Technology Dependancy in our Schools: Bad Idea

Ok, so I understand that there are many ways that technology can be used to enhance education (for example, look at my last post). However, the point to which schools are becoming dependant on technology is a bit ridiculous: I’m all for the internet and computers being an option for students (would hate to type assignments out on a typewriter, and powerpoint slides can assist profs), but they should never be mandatory, and school should never rely on them.

Shameless Plug

So my friend Liz has an awesome blog you should read. She has a very unique tone to her writing that’s very entertaining to read, and she’s also super smart and raises some great points, so it’s good for both fun lighthearted stuffs and good, serious discussion.
rainestar.blog.com
You can also access it via my sidebar by clicking on "Yuki's Blog"

Video Games

So I was playing Phoenix Wright today, when I stopped to consider how much I have learned from being a gamer. People often criticize video games as having little value or benefit to them,  and they are usually associated with very negative stereotypes, or judged as a “waste of time”. Although video game companies have tried to combat this by creating “educational” games, and games like Wii Fit, that claim to have either mental or physical benefit, I believe that there are more than enough benefits to “regular” video games, that we really don’t need these new products. Although there are many games that are simply trash (and, to be fair, there are also many novels, films and educators that are equally useless), there have been enough ‘normal’ games that have had enough value to negate the purpose of the “educational” game, and also combat the horrible stereotypes placed on gamers. Some of the many things I or people I know have gained from playing ‘normal’ video games include:

Who I am and Who am I

So, this is my first blog entry. It seems like everyone has started a blog lately, and it made me think: I like to talk about myself… maybe I should do this!

Anyway, from what I’ve seen, people like to start off a blog with an entry giving basic background about themselves. Now, I really think your view of who I am should be interpreted from what and how I write, not blatantly told to you: it’s basically impossible for people to try and tell others aout themselves without tons of bias. However, I do understand that some facts are needed so you can understand what my perspective is, and the context in which my writing takes place.